AL MURRAY, DALE WINTON AND FRANK BRUNO TO STAND AS BNP PPC's?

I can be the first to announce an alleged report where three celebrities will be becoming BNP Prospective Parliamentary Candidates.

AL MURRAY

Al, is alleged to be representing the seat of Elephant and Castle. In an alleged statement to the press. " He knew when he first heard of Nick Griffin that this was the party for him. Nicks name was a beautiful British name. Nick meaning defender of the British people. You also can't get more British than a Griffin it has the body of a lion, and you find three lions on my football shirt. So it seemed obvious for him to stand for the party"

Al also reportedly said "The BNP was the only party which had a campaign to support the Great British pub all other parties had set out to destroy the Great British institution. If he wins his election and becomes an MP he has promised to abolish the smoking ban in public houses. Its my gaff! its my lungs! I ain't having no pen pusher telling me what to do."

Dale Winton

Dale Winton who is reported to be standing for election in Leeds the home of supermarket chain Walmart owners of Asda. Dale is thought to have said "I am thinking of standing for the BNP as I want to protect our town centres. I don't want to lose our local butcher as I love mincing. I feel that supermarkets are getting to big and are destroying an essential part of our British way of life."

Openly gay Dale Winton is expecting a lot of flak if he stands for the BNP. Dale reportedly said "He is not only worried about the globalisation of the supermarkets and the destruction of local communities. But Islam is also creeping across Europe and now the UK. He felt more comfortable living in a tolerant British society than a Islamic society where he could be stoned or hung for being homosexual."

Frank Bruno

Frank Bruno is still to choose a seat to stand for, but he is also allegedly going to stand for the BNP because he wanted British Jobs for British workers. His beloved Black and Decker which comes from America is no longer made in America but in third world countries. Frank did not want the same fate for British products. Frank is reported to have said " Too many British companies have been lost to foreign owners, losing British jobs. You know what I mean?"


Nick Griffin has said, if the reports are true I would be happy to include the celebrity endorsements and says "It just goes to show how inclusive the party has now become and just how many people wish to support a truly British party, fighting for the British peoples, rights, culture and jobs."


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